
Dearest Children,
I have no trouble understanding complex math formulas,
algebra, or the Quadratic Equation, but what I don’t understand is why someone wouldn’t want to go to the TUMC Youth Christmas Party.
Hopefully, you can’t think of any reasons either!
The Jr. High party will be at the Patterson’s home (talk about an excellent roof! My boots never slip.) at 2500 Spring Lane Austin, Tx 78703. They’ll be expecting guests at 2:00, and the party will be over at 4:00.
The Sr. High party will be at the Newberry’s home (Another excellent roof with low hanging trees that Prancer loves to snack on.) at 11107 Aerie Cove Austin, Tx 78759. Senior High can arrive at 5:00, and the party lasts until 7:00.
I’ve personally made sure that there will be snacks and games at each of the parties. And while I’m not too crazy about the idea (gifts were not meant to be stolen!), David and Clay are planning an exciting White Elephant Gift Exchange. If you’ve never played it before, it’s a gift exchange game with a twist: you can steal presents from your friends! The horror! I hear it’s a lot of fun and always produces a lot of laughs. They are asking that all gifts be appropriate and priced under $10. Make sure everything is wrapped.
Let’s see, I had some notes here that I was supposed to pass on, but I seem to have misplaced them. Ah, here they are, right under one of my naughty lists.
There are two more Sr. High Midweeks at the Booth’s house (2405 Greenlee) right up from the church. They are Wednesday, December the 9th and Wednesday, December the 16th.
Registration forms for the District Fa-La-La-La Lock-In at Austin’s Park and Pizza on Friday, December 18th are still being accepted! Registration forms and more information can be found here. All registration forms must be turned in no later than Tuesday, December 15. Cost is $45.00.
Well, unfortunately it’s about time to wrap up my letter. I hope to see all of you (Santa sure loves cookies, hint, hint…) in a few weeks, and I hope you’re pleasantly surprised by what you find under your tree.
And don’t forget, you have no excuses to not go to the TUMC Youth Christmas Party. Not doing so might land you on my naughty list.
And you don’t want to be on my naughty list.
Merry Christmas!
–Santa